They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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