Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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