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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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