Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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