ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
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I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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