I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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