white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
do nipples grow back?
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