So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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