Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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