i think i have herpe
just one?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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