The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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