Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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