I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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