Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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