This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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