Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
