Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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