yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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