Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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