woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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