I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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