White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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