you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Randomize
