help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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