Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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