The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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