I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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