Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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