What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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