More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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