If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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