If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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