You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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