so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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