ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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