she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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