I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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