If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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