butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
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My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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