Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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