masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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