Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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