Quick, to the slutcave!
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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