is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
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I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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