is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....