she looked like the before picture.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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