there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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