Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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