We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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