i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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