So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Enjoy the penises
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm always down for nudity.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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