"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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