My nipple is on Facebook.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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