I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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