fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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