i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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