id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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