If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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